Friday’s Jokes and Quotes – Smile Power Day

According to The Brookston Almanac June 15th is Smile Power Day. In Honor of Smile Power Day here are some quotes about the smile.

“A Smile is the closest distance between two people.” Victor Borge

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” Phillis Diller

“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.” Mae West

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work” George Carlin

“Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.” W.C. Fields

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”  Mark Twain

“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”  Andy Rooney

“Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.”  George Eliot

Friday’s Jokes and Quotes

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.” Danny Kaye 

“The road to success is always under construction” Lily Tomlin

“To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.” Janeane Garofalo

“I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” Jonathan Winters

“just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.” Benny Hill

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just on day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” Groucho Marx